"Nessie" the Loch Ness monster
I found this legendary creature in my bathtub.
I'll be famous for this discovery.
I call it "Tubby" the Bathtub monster.
Not "Tabby," I mean "Tubby."
...Wait, you don't look like Nessie at all.
Well, my dream of becoming famous was shattered.
But I decided to keep him.
He threatened me... I mean,
convinced me to do so by his cuteness.
Oh, no way! Can he be...?
"Sphinx" the mythical creature
Not "Sphynx," I mean "Sphinx."