Sunday, February 15, 2015

Bacon Mystery

It happened early in the morning.

Mrs. Eggs, housewife in suburban Georgia,
found her bacon gone missing.

Mrs. Eggs:
"It disappeared while I was in a bathroom."

As cat paw prints were found at the
crime scene, FBI began investigation.

*FBI (Feline Behavior Improvement):
Non-profit organization whose mission is to
improve naughty cat behavior

FBI agent: "Paw print matched one on our
database. We have a suspect."

FBI agent: "Goro. We found your paw prints
at the crime scene."

FBI agent: "You kidnapped the bacon.
Where is it?"

As FBI couldn't find evidence to link Goro
to kidnapping, they asked CI for help.

FBI agent: "That's it! We'll follow
Goro and catch him when he barfs."

And later...

FBI agent: "Goro, freeze!
We are gonna inspect that barf."

FBI agent: " just barfed cat grass.
But then, who took the bacon?"


Later that evening

FBI agent: "FBI!"

"Put your paws up, Niko!"


FBI agent: "Here is what happened."

"Niko is the one who kidnapped bacon."

"Then he conspired to frame Goro."

"Knowing cat grass would upset Goro's 
stomach, Niko provided disinformation."

FBI agent: "But he couldn't fool us.
Mrs. Eggs, here is your bacon."

Mrs. Eggs: "Um, that's an interesting

"This is not my bacon. It's a toy."

FBI agent: "What? Then, where is the bacon??"

Mr. Eggs: "Honey, I'm home."

Mrs. Eggs: "Oh, darling, glad you are home."

Mr. Eggs: "What's going on?"

Mrs. Eggs: "My bacon went missing and..."

Mr. Eggs: "Oh, yeah. I took it for snack
when I left for work this morning. I
was gonna ask but you were in bathroom.
You didn't mind, right?"

FBI agent: "Uh-oh..."


FBI agent: "We are so sorry,
Mr. Niko, Mr. Goro."

FBI agent: "Um..we'll make up for your trouble.
How about nice, non-salt turkey bacon for you?"

New FBI protocol:
"Always suspect human before accusing feline"

This story is fictitious. Any resemblance to real
names or organizations is purely coincidental :-)

Sunday, February 1, 2015


Goro & Niko's raw food comes in a big container.

So I portion it into small bags and freeze them.
(This way, I can defrost only for the next meal.)

I do this food preparation on a weekly basis.
Of course, I'm not alone when I do that.

Yes, Goro. Do you want to try some?

Goro, calm down.

He performs the taste test.

Is it good?

Upon Goro's approval,
my weekly routine is complete!

Have a happy new week, everyone :-)

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Each and Both

Goro & Niko are different in many ways.

Niko makes biscuits with much passion,
while Goro is a casual kneader.

Goro leaves his deposit uncovered,
while Niko buries carefully.

Niko peeks from a tube.

Goro overflows from a tube.

Of course, Goro & Niko are similar
in many ways, too.

They share hard feelings for the VET.


They both have gorgeous tummy :-)


They ignore my "look at camera!" call.

Another thing they have in common:

Goro & Niko, each and both of them, are
loved deeply and dearly by their parents :-)

Sunday, January 18, 2015

New Old Bed

We got this cat-shaped cat bed
long time ago.

Goro was all over it for the first 30 seconds.
Niko was a bit scared.

Then, the cat bed was mostly ignored.

But it stayed as a bed for toys.

Recently, though, that changed.

For some reason, Niko started making biscuits
with the cat bed, and within no time...

The old cat bed has become Niko's
new favorite napping spot!

Biscuit making :-)

Of course, when Niko is using the bed,
it becomes new and bright for Goro.

Fortunately for Niko,
Goro lost interest in 30 seconds.