Sunday, February 15, 2015

Bacon Mystery



It happened early in the morning.


Mrs. Eggs, housewife in suburban Georgia,
found her bacon gone missing.


Mrs. Eggs:
"It disappeared while I was in a bathroom."


As cat paw prints were found at the
crime scene, FBI began investigation.

*FBI (Feline Behavior Improvement):
Non-profit organization whose mission is to
improve naughty cat behavior


FBI agent: "Paw print matched one on our
database. We have a suspect."


FBI agent: "Goro. We found your paw prints
at the crime scene."


FBI agent: "You kidnapped the bacon.
Where is it?"


As FBI couldn't find evidence to link Goro
to kidnapping, they asked CI for help.



FBI agent: "That's it! We'll follow
Goro and catch him when he barfs."

And later...


FBI agent: "Goro, freeze!
We are gonna inspect that barf."


FBI agent: "Oh...you just barfed cat grass.
But then, who took the bacon?"

*

Later that evening




FBI agent: "FBI!"


"Put your paws up, Niko!"


***

FBI agent: "Here is what happened."

"Niko is the one who kidnapped bacon."


"Then he conspired to frame Goro."


"Knowing cat grass would upset Goro's 
stomach, Niko provided disinformation."


FBI agent: "But he couldn't fool us.
Mrs. Eggs, here is your bacon."

Mrs. Eggs: "Um, that's an interesting
story.....but."


"This is not my bacon. It's a toy."


FBI agent: "What? Then, where is the bacon??"

Mr. Eggs: "Honey, I'm home."


Mrs. Eggs: "Oh, darling, glad you are home."

Mr. Eggs: "What's going on?"

Mrs. Eggs: "My bacon went missing and..."

Mr. Eggs: "Oh, yeah. I took it for snack
when I left for work this morning. I
was gonna ask but you were in bathroom.
You didn't mind, right?"

FBI agent: "Uh-oh..."

*


FBI agent: "We are so sorry,
Mr. Niko, Mr. Goro."


FBI agent: "Um..we'll make up for your trouble.
How about nice, non-salt turkey bacon for you?"


New FBI protocol:
"Always suspect human before accusing feline"


This story is fictitious. Any resemblance to real
names or organizations is purely coincidental :-)




Sunday, February 1, 2015

Routine




Goro & Niko's raw food comes in a big container.

So I portion it into small bags and freeze them.
(This way, I can defrost only for the next meal.)


I do this food preparation on a weekly basis.
Of course, I'm not alone when I do that.


Yes, Goro. Do you want to try some?

Goro, calm down.

He performs the taste test.


Is it good?


Upon Goro's approval,
my weekly routine is complete!

Have a happy new week, everyone :-)