Beautiful Crime

It was found in a water fountain

on early Sunday afternoon.

Looks like it is someone's eye.

Later the body was found under a dining table 

about 5 feet from the crime scene.

Upon determination that a kitty is responsible

 for the murder, FBI began investigation. 

*FBI (Feline Behavior Improvement):

Non-profit organization whose mission is to

help households owned by a naughty cat

by improving his/her behavior.

FBI conducted interviews with toys,
but they kept silence.

FBI agent: "These toys must be controlled with fear."

But they got a solid information from
a source who refused to be identified.

(Mr. N, speaking on condition of anonymity)

FBI agent: "Bathroom! Let's go!"

They ran to the bathroom and
saw fierce act of vandalism.

FBI Agent: "Oh my gosh...
He is eating bathroom tissue."

They managed to capture suspect Goro.

FBI Agent: "No, we are going to teach you
how to behave nicely. You will learn playground
manners, table manners, etc..."

FBI Agent: "Save it, Mr. Goro. We don't take bribes."

FBI Agent: "Wha...what?"

FBI Agent: "Really?
I mean, stop right there, Mr. Goro."

FBI Agent: ".........."

***

FBI concluded it was not a murder but a suicide.

FBI Agent: "It was a belly...eh, uh, very
difficult case. But there is no wrongdoing in this house."

This story is fictitious. Any resemblance to real
names or organizations is purely coincidental!