It was found in a water fountain
on early Sunday afternoon.
Looks like it is someone's eye.
Later the body was found under a dining table
about 5 feet from the crime scene.
Upon determination that a kitty is responsible
for the murder, FBI began investigation.
*FBI (Feline Behavior Improvement):
Non-profit organization whose mission is to
help households owned by a naughty cat
by improving his/her behavior.
FBI conducted interviews with toys,
but they kept silence.
FBI agent: "These toys must be controlled with fear."
But they got a solid information from
a source who refused to be identified.
(Mr. N, speaking on condition of anonymity)
FBI agent: "Bathroom! Let's go!"
They ran to the bathroom and
saw fierce act of vandalism.
FBI Agent: "Oh my gosh...
He is eating bathroom tissue."
They managed to capture suspect Goro.
FBI Agent: "No, we are going to teach you
how to behave nicely. You will learn playground
manners, table manners, etc..."
FBI Agent: "Save it, Mr. Goro. We don't take bribes."
FBI Agent: "Wha...what?"
FBI Agent: "Really?
I mean, stop right there, Mr. Goro."
FBI Agent: ".........."
***
FBI concluded it was not a murder but a suicide.
FBI Agent: "It was a belly...eh, uh, very
difficult case. But there is no wrongdoing in this house."
This story is fictitious. Any resemblance to real
names or organizations is purely coincidental!